Star Wars Episode 3, Revenge of C3-PO

Warning!! Crappyness ahead!
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to the following character either living or dead is pure coincidence.

Long ago, in a galaxy far far away, an evil Si Lord wanted to rule the Universe with the evil One Ring (heh..). But to be the Emperor he need to first destroy the Madi knights. He tried to finish the Madi knights but failed everytime. Tired of being attacked, the Madi knights sent their most promising Padawan, AhMaKin Skywalker, together with his master, OhBi Sai Kenobi, to destroy the Si Lord and his Ring of Power. On their way, they recruited 2 robots, R2-D2 and C3-PO, to help them in their quest.

AhMaKin: 'Eh Boss ah, are we there yet??'
OhBi Sai: 'Soon lah soon. Patience, my young Padawan, and listen to the Force.'
AhMaKin(after a while): 'The Force told me that we are lost!! What the Hell!!'
R2-D2: 'Beep beep...'
C3-PO: 'Oh no we're going to die!!'
AhMaKin (drawing his light sabre): 'You OhBi Sai!! Waste my time! You know that my Queen AhMadala is waiting for me at home!'
OhBiSai (drawing his light sabre too): 'Guess this fight is inevitable. Bring it on!'
R2-D2: 'Beep!!!'
'Waaannngggg.. Sheesh!! Clank!!!! Woonnngggg waaannngggg...'

After a long fight, both of them killed each other, and now the fate of the galaxy rest on, R2-D2 and C3-PO!!!

C3-P0: 'Oh no what a mess, now we'll have to do the sai kang and clean up the place! Help me leh R2-D2...'
R2-D2 (complaining): 'Beeeepp...'

After finishing up the cleaning, they tried and managed to find their way to the evil Si Loard's Space ship. The Evil Si Lord decided to take them on personally as he thought these 2 robots are useless. But....

Si Lord: 'Haha! So the Madi sent u 2 to fight me?? HAHAHAAH! I will show you my true identity!!'

Si Lord took off his mask, and *gasp* it's the little green Madi Master, Yoyoda!!!

C3-PO: 'Oh no we are going to die!!'

Yoyoda drew his light sabre and started to show off his skills weilding the light sabre. Then accidentally, he cut off his finger with the Ring, and the Ring dropped at C3-PO's feet. He wore it and alas! The new ruler of the Si army!!! Without the Ring and powerless, Yoyoda tried to escape but R2-D2 used his electric shocker thing (i dunno wats tat you'll have to see episode 3 to see it) to shock Yoyoda to death. As the new ruler of the Si army, C3-PO was lost and confused, he was going to be seduced by the Dark side of the Force! Finally given in to the Dark Side, C3-PO became the new Si Lord and called himself, Darth Viagra, and started to move his troops to attack the Madi knights. And R2-D2 became his prisoner as he didn't want to betray the Madi knights.

Meanwhile back at planet Nahbeh, Queen Ahmadala gave birth to 2 children, Loo And Leeah Skywalker.....

(to be continued)

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I've finally completed watching the Star Wars Saga. Episode 3 was not bad, better graphics and sound, and Yoda looks better. Not bad for an old man, Yoda could jump around effortlessly when fighting but when he walks he needs a walking stick. R2-D2 (the same robot who can only make the beep beep sounds) is able to make some other funny noises this time, like 'Whee!!'. Some of the droids can even say 'Ouch!' when they are hit by the light sabre. Haha. The light sabre fights are better than the old episodes 4, 5, and 6, where the opponents were too easily killed.

Watched the show at 2am last night, and only managed to sleep for 2-3 hrs, and I'm going to help my cousin shift some computers in my temp temp job, where they'll only call you when your help is needed. With me the Force may (trying to sound like Yoda).

All pass! No Ta Bao!! YESH!!! But got no A also....

Ritz Carlton!

Yeah! Went for an interview at Ritz Carlton hotel to apply for a temp job. It was recommended to me by my cousin's neighbour's sister's friend (I think). And Somehow I got it. And the postion? Accounting Assistant. Woah. I don't even know what's accounting about, and they still hire me. Guess they are really desperate for ppl. $6 per hr, lunch provided. Not bad lah. Can't complain much as I've got some work to do now. Just that I don't think I can go for orientations in July. Shuacks.

Release of results tml!!

Last night at at around 2am I was about to switch off my comp and go to sleep when suddenly I heard a loud bang in my room! I was thinking what could have caused the noise, maybe my niece fall from her baby cot which is impossible. I ran in to check and saw my sis hugging my nephew, Ryan. THE BLOODY AIR CON DROPPED AND ALMOST HIT RYAN! WTH.. My air con is the type that you fixed onto a window, not those conventional ones. My sis stayed over cos her husband went overseas, and she slept with Ryan near the air con. So my younger nephew, Chinghong, had to sleep on another mattress. And somehow Ryan was quick enough to avoid the air con crashing on his head. He got a little scratch on his forhead and he dunno how he got it. But we were thankful that it's just a small wound, not something serious. This air con is quite heavy, I had trouble shifting it after it dropped. Phew. Imagine if my sis didnt stay over, then Chinghong would be sleeping at Ryan's position instead. And Chinghong is a deep sleeper, so I dun think he would have gotten up in time.

My sis called the company to complain the next day and hopefully they'll get it fixed. They even admit that this is not the first time that ppl complaining about ai con dropping. So I guess it'll be bye bye air con, hello fan for now.

Ouch Ouch Ouch

Ouch. My shoulder blade is still painful. Must be my posture, cos whenever I use my comp I will tend to lean towards the right, and I will put my stretched out legs on a support on my comp table more to the left. It's like a slanted position when u see me from the top, so this must be the root of the problem. Argh..

Oh ya, my toe nail is out! Haha I pulled it off 1 nite, as it's getter grosser. Now it looks slightly better, at least it's not white. Now it looks so vulnerable. Anyone who step on it will gonna get it from me. TSK..

Results will be out this FRIDAY!! Argh. I feel so sian. The fruits of my labour is going to pay off right? I hope so, provided that there is any labour in the first place.

Wow the DVD venders in JB are efficient. In less than 24 hrs after I made my orders, they delivered them. I was awaken by their call this morning and I recieved them at 1+. Haha so many movies, so little time to watch. I only bought the 5 Star Wars movies (so that I can watch part 3) and Constantine, the rest belongs to my friends. So far I watched 3 shows, I find Bridget Jone's Dairy 2 boring, Sahara and The Pacifier so so only. The rest of the shows don't interest me so much, so I'll catch up with the Star Wars saga later.

Ate at some seafood hawker in JB yesterday, and the clay fish were good!! They were damn big, bout twice the size of the normal clayfish I had eaten. Just thinking of it made me drool again. WOOHOO...

Anyway food aside I've got a painful ache on my right shoulder blade. The pain comes when I tried to lift my right hand up. Argh. I dunno how I got this injury and it's damn irritating. Maybe I should sit and stand up straight more often.

May the Force be with my shoulder blade.

Found my passport today, and it expired more than 4 yrs ago. Stunned and disappointed, perhaps I can't go to JB with the fellowship this Sat, unless I am able to extend the passport on the spot. If I have to make a new one I will have to wait for 3 days. Argh..

I need a job! Must I wear this sign 'Will scrub toilet for food' and walk around Orchard so that people will employ me?? Going for an interview tml, hope it goes well.

Just a random quote, taken from the movie, Hollow Man:
'A Genius can get from A to D without going through B and C. I need to go through B and C.' Same thing applies to me.

Watched Kingdom of Heaven, and it's so religious... For most of the show they are toking bout fighting for God, or for the ppl etc etc.. Its like The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise, and Last Samurai is better.. It's not so complicated in Last Samurai compared to Kingdom of Heaven.. I nearly fell asleep 1/2 way..

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Saw this frm a friend's blog, and since it's been a long time since I did a survey like this, so here goes....

1. 1st primary school: Bendemeer Primary

2. 1st time u tried smoking: Ya. 1 puff when I was in the army, and it sux..

3. 1st alcoholic drink u had: Tiger beer or ABC stout. Kope from my dad when I was young haha...

4. 1st time u entered a bar: Can't remember...

5. 1st award u received: Wah.. Hard.. Bursary award? Or some drawing compeition trophy ba in pri school. (I dunno where I put the trophy liao.. sian)

6. 1st hero: Ninja turtles!!! Transformer counted??

7. 1st time u were sent to the principal for disciplinary?: Wah.. In JC 1, I did really bad for my mid year exams, so the principal see me and my dad.. sad manz, but come to think of it I really improved a lot after that..

8. 1st big crush: In primary school. She is in my friendster now also haha.

9. 1st kiss: Er... Paiseh lah dun wan to say

10.1st record u bought: Some compilation cd I think..

11.1st musical instrument u learned to play: Recorder... Then guitar!

12. 1st concert you attended: still waiting for blink 182 to come.. greenday also can

13.1st gf/bf: 19 i think, had 1 in pri sch but not counted lah haha...

14.1st TV show u really liked: Gao Siao Xing Dong..

15. 1st book you read: Haha pri 1 text book?? bout bala and gang?

16.1st sport u played: I dunno.. Running around consider a sport or not

18.1st terrible fight: Had many in pri school. Always fight with my best friend then. We will trade punches and kicks, but we still got along well after the fights.

19. 1st best friend: All friends who shared toys/food/money with me were my best friends.. haha

20. 1st friend's wedding u attended: Not yet

21. 1st person who greeted u on your last birthday: Wah.. cant remember..

21.1st collection: Stamps, money(in bank), phonecards

22. 1st time u saw a ghost: never see b4 leh.... My MOLE is blocking me..

23. 1st roller coaster ride: wah can't remember.. Pri school??

24. 1st ambition: Scientist... Y? Because my science in pri school was my fav subject.

25. 1st job: Underwater World ba... PINKY!

26. 1st thing u bought with your 1st salary: 4D or Stike! ticket. haha

27. 1st thing u wanna get right now: RAM!!! To upgrade my laptop

28. 1st thing u wanna do at this time? Watch movie but haven d/l finish

29. 1st person u hated: Teacher? For giving homeworks

30. 1st person u wanna slap right now? I wanted to write Mourinho, but nvm lah he so poor thing lose to Liverpool.
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Message:
1) Who's at home now?
Parents, younger nephew, maid and me

2) Did u go out yesterday?
ya must they ask this qn?

3) Do u prefer durian or guava?
Durian!

4) What time did u wake up today?
10am.

5) Did u go anywhere today?
Ya

6) What did u do there?
Went Kbox to play mahjong...........

7) How old are u now?
22

8) What do u call your mother?
MA....

9) Are u and your mom on good terms?
Ya...

10) Are u the only child in ur family?
No..

11) What perfume/cologne are u using now?
Never use...

12) Who do u last talk to?
Nephew tell him to sleep.

13) Are u spoilt?
I dun think so...

14) Do u want to get married?
ya lah....

15) With who?
If I know the future I will say here...

16) Where do u think your friends are now?
Home...

17) Do u think your friends need u now?
Ya. SOmeone msg me just now asking if I am free to play mahjong. They short of 1 leg... haha

18) Where do u wish to be?
In Istanbul, waiting for the champions league final

19) When will u be buying a car?
When I got the $$$$$$$$

20) What type of car do u wanna buy?
BMW Z4 (by then maybe Z10 come out liao)

21) If u were to be a car, what type will u be?
Car loh.. you noe.. 4 wheels + 1 steering wheel etc..

22) Who do u wish to meet now?
Liverpool players..

23) Do u wanna meet ronaldinho?
Er OK only lah.. I wan to meet Gerrald and Fowler.

24) Who do u approach when u have a prob?
Depends on who I think can help me..

25) What do u want for your birthday?
$$ to buy car haha...

26) What do u wish for xmas?
More $$.. This is getting boring and if u are still reading I salute u...

27) Any piercings on u?
No.. Wanted to get 1 but scared infection lah after wat happened to 1 of my friend.

28) Would u like to have a tattoo?
Ya~! But dunno wat design to put..

30) How many kids do u want?
11.. to form a soccer team.. haha

31) Any homework?
NO

32) Are you listening to any music right now?
NO

33) Do u believe in miracles?
Yes!!! My exam results will need a miracle..

34) Do u believe in fate?
ya

35)When did u last cry?
If Liverpool win the Champions League, I will cry..

36) When did u last smile?
I dunno.. I smile when I feel like it..

37) When did u last receive a gift?
Haha.. I cant remember leh... Xmas ba I think..

38) Who has the cutest smile u ever seen?
ME! And my niece!

39) What do u want to tell your crush?
Halo??

40) Why are u answering this bulletin?
Yea I was wondering y am I doing this also.. Guess I am bo liao...

41) Do u kiss your parents good night?
No.. I think I never kiss them good nite b4 leh...

42) Your hair colour?
Black..

43) Hairstyle?
Messy

44) Are u being loved by someone?
I dunno...

45) Any wishes?
Liverpool to win Champs league, I wan to find a good job now, and to find something nice to eat now...

Survey is siong... And anyone who managed to read finish deserves a *BURP*.. Excuse me..

Went to my sis's place to watch football match last nite. My bro-in-law was driving me there, and as we passed by Bendemeer road towards Upper Serangoon Road, saw 1 guy lying on the road, and a small crowd was gathering around him. Think there was as accident, maybe he was hit by a bus as there was a bus behind. Saw all these in a matter of seconds as the car was going fast. Hope he is alright.

Liverpool can't get 4th place anymore. Haiz.

BEACH OUT~!!

Woke up at 7.30am(SEE TAT JUS I CAN WAKE UP EARLY IF I WAN TO) to drag my ass down to Sentosa for an event call Beach Out organised my NTU EEE and MAE clubs. I joined Kel and his 3 friends (I only knew them just now) for the beach soccer competition. 6 teams, 2 groups, top 2 from each group will be drawn into the semi finals. 10 mins per half, and we played bare footed (beach soccer wat). And my team is call Mao Mao (Hairy). Why this name? Cos the captain is quite hairy haha. There's one team call Lao Mao (Old Hair) also. Haha. Ok anyway we were drawn in Group A to face Vietnam Lions United and 1 more local team (cant remember their team name).

Anyway. 1st match against the Vietnamese was a rough match. We were trashed upside down inside out by 9-2. Somehow they can shoot very well bare footed (yes i really mean very well). Kel says its because they got no money at home to buy shoes so they always play barefooted, that's why they are so good at it. OK crap aside, we got rough. Sliding tackles aimed at the legs of the Vietnamese players (sometimes aim ball), pushing, shoving around all the time. It got quite bad and by half time (it's 10 mins per half), 2 of my team mates' knees had to be wrapped up cos they're bleeding. And I was quite tu lan at 1st but heck lah, just a game, no point get worked up by some bare footed ppl who dunno how to count in English. So 2nd match we needed to win to get to the semis and hope that the Vietnamese win them also. And we won it in style by winning 6-1. I managed to get a goal, a crisp left footed shot after beating a defender. After that I spent the time defending haha. And the Vietnamese beat this local team also and we are thru to the semis.

In the semi final we were up against Lao Mao. They got a girl inside their team and they can progress to the semis!!! This shows that the 4 guys inside are good. But we were better, beating them 3-2, and I got my 2nd goal, a header from a corner. Haha Kel got a chio goal, shooting from a kick-in at the top corner. And WE DIDNT PLAY ROUGH, cos they got a girl inside, and too bad lah not my type if not I get her number liao. Expectedly, the Vietnamese won their semis too and we met in the final.

Think it's fate lah. Played against them in the very 1st game, and the very last game too. But this time, we were not rough at all. That's because every one was totally shacked out, legs bleeding and bruised. We've no energy, no will power. So you know the result, 8-0. Sianz. Sia suay. Humilation. But wat the heck, they got so many subsititues (we got no subs as it's supposed to be a 5 on 5!!!!). So they won $120, we got 80 bucks. Haha $16 per person. But after looking at my injuries, $16 is not worth it. But the trip is not wasted! THERE'S LOTS OF GIRLS ON THE BEACH! Hope to go there again soon. Muahaha....

OK time to make my way home from hall. Still need to come here next week to bring my clothes back. Raining for the past few days, and my clothes can't dry. SIANZ.

Eventful day

Unbelievable day yesterday, right from the moment I woke up. I woke up at 10+ and was going to meet my friends for a jamming session in novena area at 12, and just when I was about to leave, I realised that I can't find my wallet. I turned my room upside down, searched my drawers, my desk, and even the toilet, and still could not find it. I tried to recalled when was the last time I still had it and I can only remember the Hall 1 bus stop. Panicked, I went to the Hall Office to ask if anyone had found any wallet. They said nope and told me to try the Campus Security Office in school. So bo bian I went there and at the same time informed my friends what happened and said most likely I wont be joining them unless I find my wallet. The security ppl told me no one returned any wallets to them and told me to come back at 2pm to ask their clerk who might know if there is any. So disappointedly, I decided to make my way back then my friend told me maybe I can check the Lost and Found folder in the NTU Website. With some hope I went to the library (read: air con) to use the computer terminal to check. No success but I left a message there so that anyone can contact me if they found it. And I walked back to my room. THEN I DECIDED TO CHECK MY GUITAR BAG. Low and behold my wallet is inside!!!! WTF! I put in a few guitar picks in my wallet last night and threw my whole wallet in the bag together with guitar tabs and cable, and I've completely forgotten about it. Shit. All the trouble for nothing. It was 12.30pm and I had to spend $12.30 to take cab down to Novena to meet my friends for the jamming session. LESSON LEARNT : BUY A GUITAR PICK CASE!!

Ok the wallet saga is over, now to the jamming session. It was fun as this time round we finally found a pro drummer. Played some songs like 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams' (expected), 'Stand By Me' (Oasis version, my all time fav), 'In my place', 'Yellow' etc. I brought my lap top along to record the songs. And then I realised today, 'In my place' became 'Yellow'. Shuacks I donno what happened but somehow 'In My Place' was gone!! ARGH.

After the jamming session, Jus and Stella came and picked me up from Novena back to NTU to help Grace moved her stuff back home. We packed, and then drove back to my hall to play some mahjong while waiting for yy to finish tuition so that we can have supper together and it was quite a mahjong session. Went to Boon Lay market for nasi lemak (Grace's treat) and then drove to Grace's house to bring her stuff back up. After everything finished, Jus happily drove me back home, when I was expecting to go back hall as I have a War Craft appointment with friends. I told Jus as we were leaving Boon Lay Market, 'Eh later you need to send my back to hall leh.' And he replied, 'Ya loh bo bian.' BTW Grace's house is in Woodlands and we lived around Serangoon-Toa Payoh area. And in the car I said again, 'Uncle ah, NTU hor thank you.' (He tot I was joking haha). I didn't realised until he reached SA Pri (All the while I was thinking y he take CTE instead of BKE and I didn't sound out). And unexpectedly, I was back home. Can't play WC with friends cos my house comp dun have it installed, and cant convert the songs to mp3 as my lap top is in hall. So LPPL I went to sleep.

Eventful day ah.. And I was so 'cock'.....

ISTANBUL!!! HERE WE COME!!!!

You all should know the result by now.. 1-0~!! Liverpool go thru! YESH!!! Incredible!! haha Bring on AC Milan!!

Paiseh ah once a while Liverpool can get into Champions League Final, so let me rejoice longer.. Anyway did everyone slept well last nite?? Cos I am afraid that it's too noisy due to Liverpool Fans around the world singing!! haha!!

We Are Going to IS-TAN-BUL!!! How about YOU(Chelsea) YOU(Man U) YOU(Arsenal)?!?! (I wanted to add Everton inside, but heck, they are not even worth a mention)

PS: Istanbul is the capital of Turkey, the place where this season's Champion's League FInal is held


Play soccer just now, scored a goal, its an easy goal lah, open goal and I was less than a metre out, cannot miss wan. Sort of 'steal' it from my friend cos I stretched my leg to whack the ball in, whereas he could have just tap it in. Even though it's an easy goal, but somehow I am very happy with it. Haha perhaps its post Liverpool winning symdrome. And the team we were playing against was quite good too. And I was kana 'rammed' by one guy (he not in this team now so too bad) just now so a bit buay song.. haha

1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0

Yup Its confirm!! I am old, yet charming!! hahaha =P

This certifies that I, WY, Have Become Cooler Than I was Before

You too can Become Cooler at flooble

Nothing interesting happened to me lately.. Just that I was at home playing Football manager, and I've signed lots of top class players for my Liverpool team.. How I wish the Liverpool team now can be like the one in my game.. Unbeaten, top class, always trash opponents, and breath taking. Early Wed morning is their match against Chelsea, hope they'll win, and wipe the smirk off Chelsea players' faces. And I prefer Liverpool winning the Champs League to qualify for it next season, you can't see (it's not impossible but it's still very hard) Liverpool in the semis again so soon.. So please win it for for yourself, for the manager, for the fans....

You'll Never Walk Alone

SO HOT!! I am topless, and the fan is blowing straight at me at full speed, and I am still sweating!!! Its the time of the year again.. When ice cream are in high demand, air con sales go up, and electricity bills tripled. I've got a bbq at my sis place tomorrow, and I think I will melt right in front of her (I've got a low melting point).. Get it?? Haha its so funny! DUH. Trying to say some cold jokes to lower my temperature. It's not working.

Sianz was sick again this time. Cant go toeat sushi buffet with friends, and cant go to celebrate friend bday also. Got slightly feverish and running nose.. Must be the cheesecake yesterday. Haha..

Watched 'Butterfly Effect' on my comp last nite, and its a good show! The lead guy got a special ability to go back to the past once he read or watch some of his past journals or pictures. And because his crush's father abused her when she was young, he went back trying to help her but instead screwed up lots of other things, like changing the lives of his crush's brother, his buddy and his mum life. and finally everything got so screwed up that he decided to go back to the very beginning, his 1st meeting with the girl, and ignore her so that they wont be so close next time. This way everyone will have a good life but he cant be with the girl he love.