26 more days to partial freedom!

I realised that I won't be having a good holiday break for some time. Let me see, from last year Jan to May I was in school, then I had 2-3 weeks of short break and I went to Ritz Carlton to work till school started in August. Then followed by a period of 'intense studying' till Nov. And then there was children's camp and ICT. Right after that school reopened and after my exmas this sem, there's some innovative project which all engineering students have to do for 1 month. Following that, World Cup will start and I'll be busy watching and analysising and betting. Lol. Then my industrial attachment will begin in 11th July till 10th Dec. One week after that, just before Christmas, I think I will most probably have a week of ICT, and then school starts again in 2007. Then after 5 months of school, I want to take 1 GE module in the special semester in May/June period to clear my GE requirements. Phew.
No long statisfying break for 2.5 years! Scary, esp after seeing how some of my friends become so busy working, I think I better enjoy myself more now.

I want to aim for a good break after that special sem in July 2007. By then Jus would have grad already, and I will have 1 more year to go! Can't wait till I graduate. But I think 3 yrs later I will be saying 'I miss school'. But then again, judging from the frequency of my truancy from lectures, most ppl would have thought that I went on a holiday or drop out of school liao. Haha.

Happy mugging!

Friday 31/3/2006

Time : 8.15am
Location : Hall 1
Victims : Hock and He-man
Woke up and went to my friends' room so that we could go for the 8.30am lecture together. They were still sleeping and once they saw me they got shocked and immediately went to wash up.

Time : 9am
Location : LT 19a
Victims: Jo and kc
Reached the LT slightly later as we went to canteen for some food 1st. We sat infront of 2 friends and they were surprised.

Time : 9.30am
Location : TR 4
Victim : kc
Went to my Thermodynamics tutorial class. kc was stunned when he saw me in his class. His response was, 'Since when were you in my class?'

Time : 10.30am
Location : Lee Wee Nam Library
Victims : Boon, xy, Hanyong
2 hrs of break, so I went to the library to do some tutorials. Saw Boon toking to xy and then went with Boon to do some work. He said xy was asking him where was I and he replied, 'WY should be still sleeping in hall ba.' Until I showed up and stunned the both of them. Hanyong passed by a while later, saw me, and exclaimed, 'Wah! This weekend I win 4-D liao!'

Time : 12.30pm
Location : LT 19a toilet
Victim : Choon sin, Ryan
Went toilet and saw my tech com group mate and he kept asking, 'How come you are here for lecture??' Saw Ryan after the lecture and said, 'I was shocked when I saw you walking in..'

Time : 2.30pm
Location : LT 1
Victim : Kel
There was a briefing on EID (a project that all engine students must complete after the exams) and I met Kel. But he wasn't so stun as he knew of my existence in school after Ryan and Hanyong told him.

What I have learnt:
Many people noticed me! Lol. Joking only lah. I should go to lesson more often. I've only left 1 week to do so. Haha. Good luck to my exams.

Haha I came across this on a website and i shall share it since its like my last post


What we men man want..
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now the men say: These are our rules!
Please note, they are all numbered "1" for a purpose!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday + Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like film stars. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you
already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during adverts.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a
fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to
hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
football, drinking, or cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Wah like that also can get tagged..

the tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of how they want their PERFECT lover to be like. specify gender of the target. tag 8 victims to join in this game. leave a msg on their page saying they've been tagged. (must highlight the word PERFECT, if not it's damn hard for me to do haha, then i'll just rattle out wat all guys wan)

1. Good figure
2. Chio
3. Won't nag or complain
4. Can cook very very well
5. Sexy
6. Caring
7. Rich and generous (HAHA!)
8. Gentle

See? Guys' expectations are much simpler, unlike girls' expectations, sooo looonnnngggg.. hahaha.. Again I must emphasize, thats the PERFECT lover.. Cos you wont find someone who's good looking and sexy yet can cook well at the same time.. Nor a rich girl who wont nag and can cook.. But if any girl fits 4 out of the 8 points above, pls drop me a msg for a dinner appointment.. hahahaha

Its good to see Fowler scoring! One of the first thing I did was to d/l the video of Folwer's 1st goal back at Liverpool, and I wont be tired of watching it!


Anyway tonight was a combined Hall 1 and 2 cultural night, and I was the Logistics IC. Therefore since monday I was busy with getting the equipments and practising for my band's performance. And skipped many lessons. Anyway Hall 2 band is good! I think we did so so but comments from people were great! Hall 1's dance was good too, and the way Hall 2 combine some of the sing and strum songs were cool. Anyway I broke my guitar string during the song 'Stand By Me', and I had to stop playing to change a new guitar. Ji paiseh. The day before we had a rehearsal, and the Hall 2 guitarist broke his string. I lent him my guitar and gave him a new string, and today he returned the favour. Hahahaha.


From now on there's no more excuses for me to skip lessons! Right after I chiong finish my 3 reports this weekend. Sigh.

10 things that you know when exams are drawing nearer
1) Your friends start to put countdown days on their MSN nicknames.
2) Your friends start to change their MSN nicknames with the words 'mugging, stressed, help, save me, jia you etc'.
3) People start to queue up outside the library before the library opens, at 8am.
4) You start to look forward to recieving the Exam Welfare Package email, where they let you know that canteens close much later, tutorial rooms are opened till 3am, and the special discount of 50 cents by Canteen A Jap Food Stall.
5) Weather becomes cooler, cos you will be stuck in the air con library from morning till night, and you wonder if the sun ever exist.
6) Suddenly you are afraid of buying packet lunch/dinner.
7) You start to spend more on pens, pencil lead, etc.
8) There's no such thing as 8 hrs of sleep anymore.
9) Because of point 8, you'll see panda eyes in school.
10) Last but not least, people should start to panic when they see Mr Chua Wei Guan appearing for 830am lectures.

Happy Mugging.

They come without any warning. They strike fear in the unsuspecting residents, prompting them into action immediately after the 1st sign of them can be heard. Residents will seal themselves in their room, all doors and windows slammed shut. Those who are slow would be consumed by the suffocating smell, and those unaware will be choking and left gasping for air, until they leave. Then life will once again be back to normal, as if they never came. Who are they? Why are they so feared of? Why did their arrival spark such a big commotion?
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They are the mosquito foggers.

Tagged by melz cos i think the old man was refering to me.. hahaha.. think i did this b4 already but forgot already. Age is catching up with me and i cant remember well.. Lolz..

SEVEN QUALITIES I WANT IN A POTENTIAL BF/GF:
1. A girl.
2. Understanding.
3. Caring.
4. Kind.
5. Smart.
6. Can cook!
7. And likes to cook!
'Not sure if this kind of girl still exist. haha'

SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARES ME:
1. Dead Cockroaches
2. Dead Cockroaches lying upside down
3. Free-falling without parachute (I used to have this dream frequently last time)
4. Fail my exams
5. Wake up one day to find that everyone you knew and loved had gone missing
6. Become a vegetable.
7. If time turns back and I have to study for my 'A' levels again!

SEVEN RANDOM SONGS:
1. You are not alone - Micheal Jackson
2. Hear you me - Jimmy Eat World
3. Give me novacaine - Greenday
4. Another Girl Another Planet - Blink 182
5. Save me - Corrinne May
6. You'll Never Walk Alone - Liverpool FC
7. Untitled - Simple PLan

SEVEN THINGS I LIKE MOST:
1. Liverpool
2. My guitar
3. My labtop
4. My 2 nephews, and niece, and 1 more on the way!
5. My friends
6. My Liverpool Jerseys
7. Food

SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY BEDROOM:
1. Bed
2. Pillow
3. Blanket
4. Air Con
5. Bed frame
6. Wardrobe
7. My dreams

SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
1. I'm in NTU.
2. I am very hungry now at 3.13am.
3. I am easy going.
4. I like to sleep, and over slept.
5. I am 1.81m tall and 70kg(I think).
6. I am the youngest child in my entire family for my generation(inc both parents' sides).
7. I am lame.

SEVEN THINGS I PLAN TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
1. Sleep more often.
2. Eat all the delicacies from all over the world.
3. Improve on my guitar skills.
4. Visit Anfield.
5. Go Bungee Jump.
6. Earn my 1st Million bucks
7. Appear on TV. (hahahhaa)

SEVEN THINGS I CAN DO:
1. Sleep.
2. Do tutorials.
3. Play Dota.
4. Drink water.
5. Sleep thru my alarm.
6. Walk past a friend without knowing it.
7. Go 1 day without food. (It's damn difficult lah, but I did it b4.)

SEVEN THINGS I SAY MOST:
1. Rockk
2. Huh??
3. Yoyo
4. Bye bye.
5. Yeah man
6. Oh no!
7. Opps

SEVEN CELBRITY CRUSHES:
1. Fiona Xie
2. Wong Li Lin
3. Evelyn Tan
4. Avril Lavigne
5. Kiera Knightly (Spelling??)
6. Jolin Tsai
7. Gillian from Twins

SEVEN PPL I WANT TO DO THIS:
1-7. Anyone who wans to do this. Warning: It took me 20 mins.

Sleeping with stomach rumbling. Ciaoz

Yesterday while playing soccer I scored a goal that Fowler would have been proud of. I'm not going to describe it but just to let you know, after the ball went into the net everyone clapped, even the opposition. Haha. If only can Fowler score against Charlton now..


40 more days to exams, 68(estimated number) more days to holidays.


Save me.

I close my eyes when I go to bed

and I dream of angels that make me smile.

I feel better when I hear them say,

"Everything will be wonderful some day."

Man U won the 'worthless' League Cup! Congrats!! How nice! The League cup was called the Worthington Cup a few years back and people nicknamed it 'Worthless Cup' since it is a less glamourous cup than the FA cup. Just only a year ago I heard ppl talking bout why were Chelsea and Liverpool wasting their time in this competition. And a few years back everyone mocked Liverpool on winning this 'Worthless Cup', esp the Man U fans. And now they are the ones who are desperate to win it, cos its their only chance of winning any silverware this season. I am not going to say much bout LIverpool here cos we may be empty handed this season but then again we are still doing fine in the other cup matches, so I'll rather Liverpool progress further in these competitions than winning this cup since we won it like.. urm.. 7 times? Anyway once again congrats on this victory! And be more respectful to the competition, including the FA Cup. There's no need to pull out to take part in the World Club Cup...

Had a fun filled weekend! 3 birthday celebrations in a row, 1st was Jr's on fri. We were nua-ing around in Orchard till we decided to go to Jus' house for Champions League Mahjong! We had 7 ppl, so we played 2 tables of 3-kah mj as ah lian and yy shared 1 kah. Mahjong aside, we had a hell of a time joking around with plastic bags and alarm pads and on the mystery of the missing nuggets.. hahaha

Went to Ken's chalet at Downtown East, and played drinking game. It was not as fun as the drinking game that I had with the Bookworms, as nobody really got high cos we ran out of liquor and we dun wan to open the bottles of red wine. And we spent the rest of the night toking crap.

On Sunday we went over to Jiexi's chalet at Aloha Loyang. This place quite far from Downtown East but it's big! There're many tables of Mahjong, countless decks of cards, and many many bottles of red wine in her chalet. So much to crap around there, taking photos, bbq-ing and 'sianing' girls. We still went to buy more vodkas and I drank till my face was damn red to play mahjong so that I get be more lucky. It worked and I won! haha!!

I'm seriously deprived of sleep that weekend. And there's still Champions League Football to watch tonight!!! Oh and on a side note, even though I'm over the moon on Liverpool's victory over Man U, I'm quite sad to find out that Alan Smith got a very serious injury. He's one of the few players I admire and to have his leg broken and ankle dislocated that's quite a bad combo. Yet he take it like a man and wasn't crying out like a certain Cisse who broke his leg last year. Hope he recover soon.

It's been some time since I've last blogged.. New year's been great, played a lot of card games and mahjong, collected a reasonable amount of ang baos, and not going to lessons! Haha I've got to kick this bad habit of mine, staying up late to gamble and then missing my lessons in the morning. Can't help it as my timetable is much slacker than last year's, I've got less subjects that require quiz, on the other hand I've got more projects to do.. 3 projects! And 1 more after my exams! So there are 4!! Argh... I've gotta brush up on my presentation skills. I wonder why ppl tend to laugh when I'm presenting, esp after some 'not funny' comments I've made.

On a side note, my fitness is declining. I cant last throughout my sunday football matches anymore. Shit.

As everyone knows, I am not one of the TOTO winners this year. And then I realised this morning, that all 3 Fowler's jersey number in Liverpool came out in TOTO. They are number 23, 9 and 11. He wore 23 when he just broke into Liverpool's first team, then he wore number 9 after Ian Rush left. And now he is back, he's wearing the number 11 jersey. I know that he wore number 7 in Man City, and I dunno bout his number in Leeds. I would have kicked myself if his jersey number in Leeds came out in TOTO. 4 numbers leh! Can win 20 bucks!!! haha..

Haha.. I found this in Liverpool's website.. Fowler's Version of The Lord's Prayer!! How cool can it get??

Our Fowler
Thou art is scoring
Robbie be thy name
Thy transfer has been done
On a free as it is in January
Give us this day our favourite Red
Alonso will give you the best passes
As Carra stops those who pass against us
Deliver us the title
And lead us not into relegation
For eleven is your number
Forever and ever
Our man


Disclaimer from the website:
We trust this humorous re-working of the Lord's Prayer will be taken in the light-hearted spirit it's meant.

The best thing that happened so far in 2006 is.... Fowler rejoined Liverpool!!! My all time favourite player is back!!!
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And have a wonderful Chinese New Year!

HUAT AH!

Let's say it 1 last time..

1, 2, 3!

'I want to be Zi Muo Tian Wang!'

Haha.. Why I want to be Zi Mou Tian Wang? If you haven guessed it by now, you can go and bang the wall. It's mahjong craze again! I've been playing mahjong for many nights in hall, and luck is not always on my side sadly. That's why I want to be Zi Muo Tian Wang!

The following is written according to my 7 years of Mahjong experience..

Memoirs of A Mahjong-er

Here are the different types of MJ players that I've encountered before..

1) The 'Bang Tang' player
This player believes that luck is everything, and it's from him that the lucky red underwear came about. This player will bring his lucky stuff to the table, like a lucky ring, lucky chip, or die die must sit on his lucky chair. I fall into this category, minus the red underwear.. haha

2) The 'can win happy liao' player
This player will play according to his tiles and luck on that day. If he's not lucky, he will try to win 1 'dai' every game, to prevent others from winning big, thus minising his losses, or could maybe even win some $$. And I fall into this category too!

3) The 'die also must play big big' player
Yup, the name said it all. He want to game 5 'dai' for every game. And he will always play full or half colour, and 'pong' big tiles. His worst nightmare is player number (2), cos player (2) will try to play a fast game to win small, whereas player (3) will need more time to build up his 'perfect' tiles. Therefore he usually loses out to player (2) in terms of speed. BUT if luck is on his side, he'll be owning!

4) The serious player
This player is the most boring player of all. He just stares at his tiles and monitor every single movement without battling an eyelid. BUT, yes a big BUT, this player owns! He usually has good tiles and will seldom 'fang pao'.

5) The 'Guard till you die' player
This player sucks. He won't let you 'eat' when he's sitting before you. Cos he wants to guard you till you die! But extreme satisfaction gained if you win!

6) The 'chao heng' player
Everyone wants to be this player. He can win 5 'dai' easily like nobody's business cos his tiles are always damn nice from the beginning! God bless the other 3...

7) The 'chao sway' player
There are 2 sides to a coin, so when there's a chao heng player, there will be a chao sway player!

8) The optimistic player
He is often regarded by the audience as a bad decision maker. Cos he believes that the tiles he needs will come in soon, therefore he will discard away other tiles which other ppl will often kept till it's necessary to throw them away.

So which type of player are u??

It's Muo, not mou.. Corrected by, of all ppl, Jus! Haha!!

Let's say it again..

I want to be Zhi Muo Tian Wang!!!!

I wan to be Zhi Mou Tian Wang!!!!!!

This song is invading my mp3 player currently..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schnappi
A four-year-old girl has beaten Robbie Williams and 50 Cent on the top of the European charts with her song 'Schnappi - Das Kleine Krokodil' (Snappy - The Little Crocodile). 'Schnappi', the crocodile song by Iris Gruttmann and Rosita Blissenbach that found it's way from the depths of the internet to the top of the European charts, now starts to conquer the rest of the world.


Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil (Translated)

I am Snappy, the little crocodile.
I come from Egypt, located at the Nile.
At first, inside an egg I lay,
then I snip-snap-snapped me out one day.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

I am Snappy, the little crocodile,
I have so many sharp teeth in my smile.
I snap up everything I smell,
I snap because I can so well.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

I am Snappy, the little crocodile,
I like snapping – I play it all the while.
For my Mom, I’ll set a little trap,
and then she’ll see how well that I can snap.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

I am Snappy, the little crocodile,
I could go on snapping for a while.
I nip Dad's leg to make him leap,
and then I simply go to sleep.

My Blink 182 Top 10 Songs!

1) Adam's Song
2) The Rock Show
3) What's My Age Again
4) First Date
5) I Won't Be Home For Christmas
6) Damnit
7) Stay Together For the Kids
8) Man Overboard
9) Feeling This
10) Always

Damn.. It's hard to come out with this list.. Let's try making another..

My Top 10 Songs of 2005!

1) Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Greenday
2) Wake Me Up When September Ends - Greenday
3) American Idiot - Greenday
4) Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz
5) Mr Brightside - The Killers
6) We Believe - Good Charlotte
7) Mr Lonely - Akon
8) Untitled - Simple PLan
9) I Just Wanna Live - Good Charlotte
10) Jesus of Suburbia - Greenday

And here's my current top song of 2006!
'My humps, my humps my humps my humps'

Welcome to the Chua Awards 2005!! Here are your hosts for the night, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy!
Kermit: 'Hello everyone! And hello there pig!'
Piggy: 'Hey green stuff what's up?'
Kermit: 'Ok without further delay we shall invite Yunnie and Mishie to give out the first award tonight, Creature of the year!'

*Applause*
Yunnie and Mishie: 'And the nomminees for Creature of the year are..
1) Lizzy! The lizzard prince of Hall 1, ever so sneaky and hungry!
2) King Kong! Big, hairy and every girl's dream guy!
3) Chicken Little! Nerds can be cool!'

*Drum rolls*
'And the winner goes to... Lizzy!'
Lizzy stood up and 'shook hands' with Chicken Little and tried a hi 5 with King Kong before walking up the stage. Just as Lizzy approached, Yunnie and Mishie screamed 'EEEKS!! LIZARD!!', and ran off leaving Lizzy stranded alone..

Kermit: 'Er.. Urm.. Congrats Lizzy for winning the award! Up next we've got Glace and Ah Lian to present the Dance of the Year Award!'

Glace and Ah Lian: 'Thank you Kermit and Piggy! Here are the nominees:
1) Chicken Little and his numanuma dance!
2) Jerzy Dudek and his penalty saving dance vs Milan!
3) Mr Chua and his toilet bowl dance!'

'And the winner goes to...' *drum rolls* 'Jerzy Dudek!'
Just as Dudek walks up to recieve his award, Shevchenko appeared and snatched it from
him.
Shev: 'You've saved my penalty but you can't save your award! Hahaha!' And he ran off never to be seen again.

Piggy: 'Er can we have better security next time boss?'
Mr Chua: 'Budget lah.. Let's continue don't waste time. This studio rent is expensive you know.'
Kermit: 'Alright! Up next we have.. Er.. King Kong to present the Song of the year award!'

*Applause*
Kong: 'ROARS! Roar roar roar! RRooaarrr!!' *Read: the nominees are:
1) The Numanuma Song. The song that's invading our air waves currently.
2) You'll Never Walk Alone. The song that drove Liverpool to triumph.
3) Toilet Bowl song. Enough said, if not people will start running off to the toilet.*

Kong: 'Roar roar!' *Read: And the winner goes to.. The Numanuma Song!'*
Chicken Little stood up and uses the soda-powered bottle rocket and flew over to recieve the award from King Kong.
Little: 'Thank you for your support! Just a reminder, don't ever sing this song in Mandarin! It sucks!!' *Roar of approval from the guests*

Piggy: 'Up next we will give out the Look Alike Award. May we invite the South Park kids up on stage to present the prize!'

*Applause*
*Fart on stage*
*Silence*
Cartman: 'Eew Kyle you farted!'
Kyle: 'No its not me! Its Stan!'
Stan: 'No it's Kenny!'
Mr Chua: 'SHUDDUP WILL YOU!! STUDIO RENTAL FEE IS EXPENSIVE!! GET ON WITH IT!'
All: '*Gasp* Sorry boss..'

Cartman: 'The nominees for the Look Alike Award are:
1) Miss Piggy and Glace! They are both pigs!
2) King Kong and Godzilla! They are both big!
3) Justin and his Bro! Urm.. They are Brothers!'

All: 'And the winner is...' *Drum rolls*
'Miss Piggy and Glace!'
Glace: 'What?!?! You mean I look like this pig!'
Piggy: 'What do you mean this pig?!?! You should be honoured that you look like me!'
Glace: 'What do you mean I look like you?? You are the one that looks like me!!'
Piggy: 'Grrr watch my Pork Kick!'
Glace: 'AH!!!'

And so a catfight.. er.... pigfight in this case started. The guest were screaming and managed to escape, while Mr Chua is left behind pulling his hair out watching the stage collapse..
Mr Chua: 'My show!!!! Nooooo!!! It's gone!!'


Till next year...