Welcome to the Chua Awards 2005!! Here are your hosts for the night, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy!
Kermit: 'Hello everyone! And hello there pig!'
Piggy: 'Hey green stuff what's up?'
Kermit: 'Ok without further delay we shall invite Yunnie and Mishie to give out the first award tonight, Creature of the year!'

*Applause*
Yunnie and Mishie: 'And the nomminees for Creature of the year are..
1) Lizzy! The lizzard prince of Hall 1, ever so sneaky and hungry!
2) King Kong! Big, hairy and every girl's dream guy!
3) Chicken Little! Nerds can be cool!'

*Drum rolls*
'And the winner goes to... Lizzy!'
Lizzy stood up and 'shook hands' with Chicken Little and tried a hi 5 with King Kong before walking up the stage. Just as Lizzy approached, Yunnie and Mishie screamed 'EEEKS!! LIZARD!!', and ran off leaving Lizzy stranded alone..

Kermit: 'Er.. Urm.. Congrats Lizzy for winning the award! Up next we've got Glace and Ah Lian to present the Dance of the Year Award!'

Glace and Ah Lian: 'Thank you Kermit and Piggy! Here are the nominees:
1) Chicken Little and his numanuma dance!
2) Jerzy Dudek and his penalty saving dance vs Milan!
3) Mr Chua and his toilet bowl dance!'

'And the winner goes to...' *drum rolls* 'Jerzy Dudek!'
Just as Dudek walks up to recieve his award, Shevchenko appeared and snatched it from
him.
Shev: 'You've saved my penalty but you can't save your award! Hahaha!' And he ran off never to be seen again.

Piggy: 'Er can we have better security next time boss?'
Mr Chua: 'Budget lah.. Let's continue don't waste time. This studio rent is expensive you know.'
Kermit: 'Alright! Up next we have.. Er.. King Kong to present the Song of the year award!'

*Applause*
Kong: 'ROARS! Roar roar roar! RRooaarrr!!' *Read: the nominees are:
1) The Numanuma Song. The song that's invading our air waves currently.
2) You'll Never Walk Alone. The song that drove Liverpool to triumph.
3) Toilet Bowl song. Enough said, if not people will start running off to the toilet.*

Kong: 'Roar roar!' *Read: And the winner goes to.. The Numanuma Song!'*
Chicken Little stood up and uses the soda-powered bottle rocket and flew over to recieve the award from King Kong.
Little: 'Thank you for your support! Just a reminder, don't ever sing this song in Mandarin! It sucks!!' *Roar of approval from the guests*

Piggy: 'Up next we will give out the Look Alike Award. May we invite the South Park kids up on stage to present the prize!'

*Applause*
*Fart on stage*
*Silence*
Cartman: 'Eew Kyle you farted!'
Kyle: 'No its not me! Its Stan!'
Stan: 'No it's Kenny!'
Mr Chua: 'SHUDDUP WILL YOU!! STUDIO RENTAL FEE IS EXPENSIVE!! GET ON WITH IT!'
All: '*Gasp* Sorry boss..'

Cartman: 'The nominees for the Look Alike Award are:
1) Miss Piggy and Glace! They are both pigs!
2) King Kong and Godzilla! They are both big!
3) Justin and his Bro! Urm.. They are Brothers!'

All: 'And the winner is...' *Drum rolls*
'Miss Piggy and Glace!'
Glace: 'What?!?! You mean I look like this pig!'
Piggy: 'What do you mean this pig?!?! You should be honoured that you look like me!'
Glace: 'What do you mean I look like you?? You are the one that looks like me!!'
Piggy: 'Grrr watch my Pork Kick!'
Glace: 'AH!!!'

And so a catfight.. er.... pigfight in this case started. The guest were screaming and managed to escape, while Mr Chua is left behind pulling his hair out watching the stage collapse..
Mr Chua: 'My show!!!! Nooooo!!! It's gone!!'


Till next year...