Thursday, April 07, 2005

Two Men and One Woman

Two ITALIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.

Two AMERICAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- They both had the lady TOGETHER.

Two FRENCH men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.

Two THAI men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.

Two FILIPINO men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.

Two INDONESIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor.
- The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.

Two MALAYSIAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other man because she was rejected by both.

Two SINGAPOREAN men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two men did nothing because there is no instruction from the GOVERNMENT.

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