Who can forget the five fingers he raised to Man United supporters in honour of Liverpool's quintet of European Cup wins when he scored for City in the Manchester derby? Or the head smacking celebration he did as he ran the length of the Bullens Road after scoring at Goodison? The more they hated Fowler, the more we loved him.

Stop being a pushover and show them what you can do!

The run will start tonight.

I've been watching too much Lost and Heroes. After I finish Lost season 3, I'll be watching Prison Break season 3 already. How to study like that???

Luckily I am not a fan of animes.

It's been so long since I last blogged, and I've almost forgotten my log in email and password.

Liverpool lost.

Facebook is fun.

Exams are coming.

I am so dead.

There are many jokes about how parents teach their children about the birds and the bees, but this is the most original one I've ever seen.

Boy: "Daddy? How did I come into this world?"

Dad: "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way.

Boy:"So why not today? Please!"

Dad: "OK, but listen carefully.""Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus."

No offence, but this is damn funny.

One fine day, Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong visited India to meet their PM to negotiate trade terms. During the lunch break the Prime Minister of India suggested taking PM Goh for a spin in his helicopter and view India's city lifestyle.

As PMGoh was enjoying the bird's eye view from above, he noticed an over populated village with unhygienic living conditions. A man was even****ting in his backyard. PM Goh was fast to comment how unsightly it is and that India's people are so uncivilised. India's PM was so humiliated and vowed to himself that he'll humiliate PM Goh when he gets to visit S'pore.

When he really did visit S'pore the following month, PM Goh too offered him a ride in his helicopter to see the Singaporean lifestyle. For a whole hour, India's PM was trying to spot a fault. Finally he saw a place where people literally littered the streets, and as he had a closer look, he even noticed a man ****ting on the grass verge. He quickly pointed out to PM Goh about it and said, "You said Singapore was nothing like India. How do you account for this?"

PM Goh looked closer, smiled and replied"Aaahhh.. we called that place - Little India".

Crowds. Is it just me? Or somehow I just feel that it is more crowded around places nowadays. Take NTU for example. Super long queue at the bus interchange in the morning (even at 1030am!), super crowded canteens, and in the evenings the people queue from the Canteen A bus stop to along the overhead bridge! Even the 199 stop is like this also. Is it because of the bumper crop of 'dragon' ladies? I am shy around crowds you know..

Still on the topic on crowds, during my stint at the Jap Bank in Raffles Place, I hate the journey to and from work. Because I feel stress. Stressed that I can't get on the bus/train and will be late. I'm sure other people will feel that too! Not to mention the HIGH risk of getting stepped on by a fat lady in high heels. The rush hour crowd is madness! Lunch time also rush to get seats and rush to queue up. So the Government still want more babies. Come on lah, even going to work is stressed already, how to make babies? Studies show that stress results in poor sexual performances, and generate that 'no mood' feeling.


I think I will enjoy doing my FYP. My Prof didn't give me any deadlines or what, just tell me to learn the 3D program, and set up the 6 PCs (yes, I got 6 comps just to do my FYP!) assigned to me in the lab. To think that I was still quite disappointed initailly when I got this project, cos it's my 3rd choice, and I am doing something that I've never done before, which is graphical design. Believe it or not, I enjoyed doing my FYP. Haha. Hopefully I wont hit any walls!

Here are some pics taken from NDP!

Pictures

Pics

Photos

Zhao Pian

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For some reasons I cant upload the images to blogger. But anyway, seriously speaking, the only thing worth mentioning is the fireworks. So don't bother about the rest. BUT, the artillery guns at the bay were damn cool. Because they were so loud when firing the 21-gun salute, a little girl sitting near us cried! For really long! Poor thing.

I'll be watching fireworks later today. I hope I can film the whole fireworks display down cos I need it for my FYP. I'll be doing a fireworks simulation in a VR environment for it. Sounds cool right? But I have no idea on how to start! So I guess I should film the fireworks for some inspiration first. And then try and master that program. 3D Studio Max anyone?

Ok some real updates..

I found a temp job for 2 months at a jap bank. It was boring work but I enjoyed my stay there cos I had good company around. One head of department even asked me to work for him after I grad. He kept on saying, 'Engineers make good bankers!' But I think I'll stick to my engineering field for the moment. My last day of work was last friday, and my colleagues gave me a little Thank-you card and a delicious looking box of chocolates. That was nice of them!

I took 1/2 day off on my last day of work so that I could go to the airport to fetch hy back. Finally I don't have to do any more countdowns! =)

Alrights, then school started today. All the rush for notes and long queues during lunch hours suck. But this is my last year of school. Have to endure no matter what.

Side track abit. I saw a butch who took 179 with me this morning and she never shave her leg hair! Argh! Not that I purposely go and look at her legs, but she was standing in front of me when we were boarding the bus. And when I looked down to see the step on the bus entrance so that I can put my foot there, I saw the leg hair! Argh. Damn. What a great way to start my final year. And this is not the first time. Argh. I think I better don't mention it. Why can't they be normal girls? They tried so hard to be guys for what? Even want to grow leg hair! Go and serve NS lah!

Ok back to topic. What's the topic anyway? Oh ya updates.. I am going to watch NDP! My first ever NDP and it's not going to be in the National Stadium.

My legs itch to play soccer...

I will be joining 'Stand-Chart' marathon this Dec. Most prob 21km. Wooo. Hope the unfit me can last the distance.

Alrights till the next time!

Finally I am going to blog something!

Something.

Done. =)

She's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=)

The reason why everyone in a crowded train or bus fell asleep when a pregnant woman or an elderly person board the train.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

Updates

I found a temp job in a Japanese Bank as Admin Clerk. I am not good in clerical work and I hope I can survive! Too bad I am not working in a German bank if not I can hao lian my German a bit. I got a B+ for German! Haha!

What FYP should I choose?

Aeronautical or Design Specialization?

I want to run and play football...

11 more days!!!!!!!!!!

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. Hahaha.

Well, these 2 new pics summed up the season. Hopefully I can put up happy pics next year.

Liverpool lost to Milan and Fowler wasnt even on the bench for this game. Both my dreams were dashed!

Although Liverpool lost I wasnt that sad as Milan were the worthy winners. Ya Liverpool dominated the match but it was their lousy finishing that caused them to lose. As well as a lucky deflected free kick by Inzaghi. That goal was undeserving.

Anyway a few positives to take from this match,
1) Mascherano! Others can buy Sidwell or Hargreaves all they want. But Mascherano will come out tops. Look at how he shackled Kaka till he was replaced by Crouch. And not long after he went off Kaka was allowed all the time and space in the world to pass to Inzahgi to score his 2nd. That's how important the role Mascherano played in that game.

2) Dirk Kuyt finally scored his first Champions League goal for Liverpool.

3) Pennant! He was impressive in the first half and I think he can improved to challenge Lennon and Wright-Phillips for the right winger position in the England team.

4) This match was miles more entertaining than the FA Cup dull final between Chelsea and Man U. Whoever that said Liverpool is the most boring team amongst the 3 please shut up.


Ok enough about Liverpool. I watched the match with my friends at Chijmes. And after the game I was quite sian so I decided to walk home. Ya it took me 1 hour to get home but anyway, when I was walking at the industrial estate around my area, something dropped from the trees and landed a few feet away from me on the road. I thought it was a branch but it was a freaking bat!! It was struggling and dying after falling from such a height.
'Should I pick up a branch and poke it to see if it's still alive?'
'Should I drag it to the side of the pavement so that cars will not crush it?'
'What if the bat suddenly bites me and I turn into Batman, or vampire?'
'What if it's an ambush and there are lost of bats on that tree waiting to attack me?'
Since that bat was not moving already, I decided to ignore it and continue my walk home. On the way I passed by a cat and I guessed it will find it's breakfast very soon.

I have many many Liverpool videos, goals and compilations but this, this is the best ever!

"Don't let your heads drop.
All the players who go on
the pitch after half-time
have to keep their heads held high.
We are Liverpool.
You are playing for Liverpool.
Do not forget that.
You have to hold your heads
high for the supporters.
You have to do it for them.
You cannot call yourselves
Liverpool players if you have your heads down.
If we create a few chances
we have the possibility of getting back into this.
Believe you can do it and you will.
Give yourself the chance to be heroes."

(Rafa Benitez – Half time. Ataturk Stadium. Istanbul. 25th May 2005)

Based on your drawing and the 10 answers you gave this is a summary of your personality:

You are sensitive and indecisive at times. You are a freedom lover and a strong person. You are shy and reserved. If you've drawn a cross on each of windows, you always want to live alone. You are very tidy person. There's nothing wrong with that because you're pretty popular among friends. Your life is always full of changes.

You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You see the world as it is, not as you believe it should be.

You are not a romantic person by nature. We also see that you are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. You don't think much about yourself.

Let's draw a house! http://drawahouse.com/

Liverpool will never be the same again with out this guy...

Robbie Fowler. He is the player I adore most in the world, and he's the reason why I like Liverpool 12 years ago. He was the icon for Liverpool then just like how Steven Gerrard is the icon for Liverpool now. And I am sad that this is his last season for Liverpool. Good things must come to an end no matter what. Even when he is called 'God' by his adoring fans.

In my opinion he is the best Liverpool player I've ever seen. When he was going through a bad patch during the Houllier Era, I've emailed him through the Liverpool site saying some encouraging words and he (or rather his representative?) replied! It's a pity that I didnt keep the email cos I was using my old Pacnet email.

He inspired me to play football using my left foot as he is a left footer himself but I'm a right footer. Hence I had to train and learn to kick using my weaker left foot in Sec Sch. I'm pretty good shooting with my left foot now, but sometimes I confused myself in situations whereby I dunno which foot should I use to pass or shoot. Haha. I still take pride in my shooting using my left foot, which is more accurate but not as powerful when I shoot with my right.

I was devastated the day Fowler was sold to Leeds by the then manager Houllier. He wasn't at his best of form then and people said it was a good deal to offload him. Nevertheless, Liverpool fans still didn't forget him, and even after emergence of Michael Owen and Steven Gerrard, Fowler is still THE ONE that remained in our hearts. And Anfield will always be grateful to Benitez for bringing him back.

Now that he has played his last game for Liverpool at Anfield, I have a little wish: that he will score the winning goal in the Champions League Final next week. And let me see his goal celebration one last time in a Liverpool shirt.

All those who have a red heart can rejoice, for they have seen 'GOD'.