Sunday, January 28, 2007

A packed stadium last night! The crowd was fantastic! All thanks to Ah Lian's friends, we managed to get seats opp the grandstand, which is the most happening area where the fans will cheer the loudest, curse and swear the fiercest, and taunt the opposition fans most. Haha. Its damn funny that we stood in unision to taunt the Malaysian players, as well as to scold the referee's and linesmen's past and future family generations for any decisions that went against us. Even the ball boys weren't spared! We were silenced for a short while when they scored, and the Malaysian fans were dancing around, which made every Singaporean fans in the stadium felt irritated. Then the jeers aimed at the Malaysians amplified! Ahaha. And the whole stadium erupted when Singapore scored. Shiok.

'Eh why just now dance so much now cannot dance?!?!' One fan shouted to the Malaysian fans.
'Balek Kumpung!' (Spelling?)
'F*** *** ***** *** ** ** ** * *!!!!'

Penalty shootout is damn exciting. And pity the last Malaysian taker, who faced the full wrath of Kallang. Haha. No wonder he missed. Whose balls wont shrink when there are more than 50,000 people jeering and cursing at you?

Haha. Damn it was fun. I shouted till my voice is hoarse. This Wednesday is the 1st leg final at 8pm. And I got German class till 730pm! Damn.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Singapore vs Malaysia

Let's help our country to save some construction $$ by tearing the stadium down tomorrow!

The 4-0 thrashing by Malaysia 2 years ago really irks me. Hope the team wont let us down tomorrow. Plus the debate bout the oddly shaped causeway. Argh. Okay I'm mixing politics with football. Just hope that the Malaysian players wont be playing with footrot due to the recent floods. Cause that will be painful playing in that conditon and then they will have excuses for losing.

M: 'Ah ku cannot kick the bola cos footrot!!'
S: 'Come come try our SAF powder! Very effective! Neighbours must take care of each other right? Give special discount for u! Sell u $10 per bottle!'

Heck I am really so confident for a Singapore victory tomorrow. Even though they played like shit in the 1st leg.

And I really wonder why is the jersey blue in colour now. They only reason I will accept is that they consult some fengshui master and he said that Singapore team must wear blue to win BIG honours. Hopefully they wont say things like 'Cos Chelsea is blue what!' I think 99% of the football fans in Singapore will rip the designer into pieces.

Come on Singapore! Bring back the Kallang roar! The Kallang wave! And the good o' Malaysian Cup days!

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Any one has lobangs for making namecards? Cos I want to print a set of namecards for myself that says 'Chua Wei Guan - Professional Calafare'. Haha. I went for a commercial shoot yesterday for a new local mandarin radio station. Yupz. Don't worry, I was just the calafare. No scripts for me, and the world wont see my famous mole. Haha. Just stood behind the DJs in a BBQ scene and act like I'm chatting with my friend. All that for $80! But I had to reach there at 2pm, and then I waited till 7+pm for my 'role'. Luckily I brought 2 friends along and we played 'dai-dee'. Hope I get more such good lobangs next time. For my Shanghai fund!

I went to Jus' place for BBQ and games after that. And played pictionary. Damn I've lost my 'All-play Master' title! AHHH...

On the other hand, Liverpool beat Chelsea 2-0! Did anyone see how Paulo Ferreria fell on his butt after Kuyt went passed him and score the 1st goal? Did anyone see how Petr Cech grasp the empty air after he failed to save Pennant's shot? Did anyone see Drogba's face when his little freekick act with Ballack backfired miserably? Haha! Joke of the Year! Nutmeg of the season!!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

I was happily waiting for my bus yesterday. As I was about to get on the bus, 'piak'! Bird shit dropped from the sky and right onto my hand. Damn! I can feel the warmth of the bird shit even! Argh.. Luckily I brought tissue paper and managed to wipe it clean before getting on the bus. Gross. Damn that bird. I want to roast it for dinner! If I had stood 1 step to my right, I would have gotten the first prize of having a bird shit dropped on my head. On the hindsight, I could have won 1st prize in 4D if that happens. Haha. Since it hit my hand, maybe I will win Starters prize instead. Hmmm... Maybe I will win mahjong!!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Guten Morgen/Tag/Abend!

Ich bin Wei Guan. Mein Familienname ist Chua. Ich lieben Deutsch!

Danke schon!


Nope I am not typing rubbish.. I am learning German!

Monday, January 15, 2007

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

I am starting a 'Fly to Shanghai Fund'. Donations are welcome!! I accept all major credit cards, Nets, cash, cheques or money order. GENEROUS donors will be given a pirated tee shirt from Shanghai! If you are shy to donate, feel free to treat me lunch/dinner/supper (note: breakfast not counted!), or you can top up my EZ link card, or help me pay my bills! =)

Monday, January 08, 2007

Webcam - Checked
Headphones with Microphone - Checked
Spare Microphone - Checked
Skype - Checked
Msn - Checked
Envelopes - Checked
Address - Checked
Stamps - Buy tomorrow
Calling Card - Buy tomorrow

I'm all ready for Shanghai! I hoped..

Monday, January 01, 2007

There's the Oscar's and the Emmy's. Here we have... The Chua's Award 2006!

Chua's Award for Song of the Year 2006
The infectious hit 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' by the Scissors Sisters, the World Cup song 'Time of your Life', and 'Welcome to the Black Parade' by The Chemical Romance, and the cute 'Schappi song' are nice songs but the award goes to...
'Blind' by Lifehouse!!
Song of the Year, hands down.

Chua's Award for Team of the Year 2006
Don't think that I will say it's Liverpool. They did well to win the FA Cup but my team of the year goes to...
Germany!
They won my heart from being a boring team to a exciting attacking team in the recent World Cup. That's enough to make me want to learn German! Haha.

Chua's Award for Game of the Year 2006
Italy vs France? No.. It's Liverpool vs West Ham in the FA Cup final!

Chua's Award for Goal of the Year 2006
This is easy. Crouch's bicycle kick goal? No... Joe Cole's volley in the World CUp? No.. Gerrard's long range equaliser against West Ham? No.. How bout Matt Taylor's Super long range volley? NO!!
And the award goes to....
Chua Wei Guan! For his goal against a very good team at Hall 2 court which left everyone applauding and kissing my toes. OK lah the 'kissing my toes' part is too much, but ya everyone applauded cos I squeezed through 2 defenders and dummied another before placing my shot into the bottom corner. BRILLIANT.

Chua's Club of the Year 2006
There's only 1 club to rule them all... The Chao Hee Nang Club! Founded by Grace CHong and currently headed by Mr Chua! Whoever says 'Huh?' will recieve an instant HI-5 from me and auto entry into this prestigious club!

Chua's Movie of the Year 2006
So many movies, but the award goes to.. Pirates of the Carribean! I like the part where they are trying to escape form the cannibals. Haha I laughed my ass off. And to make it extra specail, it's the first show I watched with HY!

Alrights thats all for 2006! Have a great 2007 to look forward to everyone!