Haha I came across this on a website and i shall share it since its like my last post


What we men man want..
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now the men say: These are our rules!
Please note, they are all numbered "1" for a purpose!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday + Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like film stars. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you
already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during adverts.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a
fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to
hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
football, drinking, or cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Wah like that also can get tagged..

the tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of how they want their PERFECT lover to be like. specify gender of the target. tag 8 victims to join in this game. leave a msg on their page saying they've been tagged. (must highlight the word PERFECT, if not it's damn hard for me to do haha, then i'll just rattle out wat all guys wan)

1. Good figure
2. Chio
3. Won't nag or complain
4. Can cook very very well
5. Sexy
6. Caring
7. Rich and generous (HAHA!)
8. Gentle

See? Guys' expectations are much simpler, unlike girls' expectations, sooo looonnnngggg.. hahaha.. Again I must emphasize, thats the PERFECT lover.. Cos you wont find someone who's good looking and sexy yet can cook well at the same time.. Nor a rich girl who wont nag and can cook.. But if any girl fits 4 out of the 8 points above, pls drop me a msg for a dinner appointment.. hahahaha

Its good to see Fowler scoring! One of the first thing I did was to d/l the video of Folwer's 1st goal back at Liverpool, and I wont be tired of watching it!


Anyway tonight was a combined Hall 1 and 2 cultural night, and I was the Logistics IC. Therefore since monday I was busy with getting the equipments and practising for my band's performance. And skipped many lessons. Anyway Hall 2 band is good! I think we did so so but comments from people were great! Hall 1's dance was good too, and the way Hall 2 combine some of the sing and strum songs were cool. Anyway I broke my guitar string during the song 'Stand By Me', and I had to stop playing to change a new guitar. Ji paiseh. The day before we had a rehearsal, and the Hall 2 guitarist broke his string. I lent him my guitar and gave him a new string, and today he returned the favour. Hahahaha.


From now on there's no more excuses for me to skip lessons! Right after I chiong finish my 3 reports this weekend. Sigh.

10 things that you know when exams are drawing nearer
1) Your friends start to put countdown days on their MSN nicknames.
2) Your friends start to change their MSN nicknames with the words 'mugging, stressed, help, save me, jia you etc'.
3) People start to queue up outside the library before the library opens, at 8am.
4) You start to look forward to recieving the Exam Welfare Package email, where they let you know that canteens close much later, tutorial rooms are opened till 3am, and the special discount of 50 cents by Canteen A Jap Food Stall.
5) Weather becomes cooler, cos you will be stuck in the air con library from morning till night, and you wonder if the sun ever exist.
6) Suddenly you are afraid of buying packet lunch/dinner.
7) You start to spend more on pens, pencil lead, etc.
8) There's no such thing as 8 hrs of sleep anymore.
9) Because of point 8, you'll see panda eyes in school.
10) Last but not least, people should start to panic when they see Mr Chua Wei Guan appearing for 830am lectures.

Happy Mugging.

They come without any warning. They strike fear in the unsuspecting residents, prompting them into action immediately after the 1st sign of them can be heard. Residents will seal themselves in their room, all doors and windows slammed shut. Those who are slow would be consumed by the suffocating smell, and those unaware will be choking and left gasping for air, until they leave. Then life will once again be back to normal, as if they never came. Who are they? Why are they so feared of? Why did their arrival spark such a big commotion?
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They are the mosquito foggers.

Tagged by melz cos i think the old man was refering to me.. hahaha.. think i did this b4 already but forgot already. Age is catching up with me and i cant remember well.. Lolz..

SEVEN QUALITIES I WANT IN A POTENTIAL BF/GF:
1. A girl.
2. Understanding.
3. Caring.
4. Kind.
5. Smart.
6. Can cook!
7. And likes to cook!
'Not sure if this kind of girl still exist. haha'

SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARES ME:
1. Dead Cockroaches
2. Dead Cockroaches lying upside down
3. Free-falling without parachute (I used to have this dream frequently last time)
4. Fail my exams
5. Wake up one day to find that everyone you knew and loved had gone missing
6. Become a vegetable.
7. If time turns back and I have to study for my 'A' levels again!

SEVEN RANDOM SONGS:
1. You are not alone - Micheal Jackson
2. Hear you me - Jimmy Eat World
3. Give me novacaine - Greenday
4. Another Girl Another Planet - Blink 182
5. Save me - Corrinne May
6. You'll Never Walk Alone - Liverpool FC
7. Untitled - Simple PLan

SEVEN THINGS I LIKE MOST:
1. Liverpool
2. My guitar
3. My labtop
4. My 2 nephews, and niece, and 1 more on the way!
5. My friends
6. My Liverpool Jerseys
7. Food

SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY BEDROOM:
1. Bed
2. Pillow
3. Blanket
4. Air Con
5. Bed frame
6. Wardrobe
7. My dreams

SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
1. I'm in NTU.
2. I am very hungry now at 3.13am.
3. I am easy going.
4. I like to sleep, and over slept.
5. I am 1.81m tall and 70kg(I think).
6. I am the youngest child in my entire family for my generation(inc both parents' sides).
7. I am lame.

SEVEN THINGS I PLAN TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
1. Sleep more often.
2. Eat all the delicacies from all over the world.
3. Improve on my guitar skills.
4. Visit Anfield.
5. Go Bungee Jump.
6. Earn my 1st Million bucks
7. Appear on TV. (hahahhaa)

SEVEN THINGS I CAN DO:
1. Sleep.
2. Do tutorials.
3. Play Dota.
4. Drink water.
5. Sleep thru my alarm.
6. Walk past a friend without knowing it.
7. Go 1 day without food. (It's damn difficult lah, but I did it b4.)

SEVEN THINGS I SAY MOST:
1. Rockk
2. Huh??
3. Yoyo
4. Bye bye.
5. Yeah man
6. Oh no!
7. Opps

SEVEN CELBRITY CRUSHES:
1. Fiona Xie
2. Wong Li Lin
3. Evelyn Tan
4. Avril Lavigne
5. Kiera Knightly (Spelling??)
6. Jolin Tsai
7. Gillian from Twins

SEVEN PPL I WANT TO DO THIS:
1-7. Anyone who wans to do this. Warning: It took me 20 mins.

Sleeping with stomach rumbling. Ciaoz

Yesterday while playing soccer I scored a goal that Fowler would have been proud of. I'm not going to describe it but just to let you know, after the ball went into the net everyone clapped, even the opposition. Haha. If only can Fowler score against Charlton now..


40 more days to exams, 68(estimated number) more days to holidays.


Save me.

I close my eyes when I go to bed

and I dream of angels that make me smile.

I feel better when I hear them say,

"Everything will be wonderful some day."